Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom