Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I need water and some morals