I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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