we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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