none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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