I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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