I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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