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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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