So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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