people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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