Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.