I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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