I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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