i just wanna soil my oats bro
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize