You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals