very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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