Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You almost got us killed.
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