We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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