I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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