it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a