its not stalking. its research.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going