Walk of Shame. In a state park.
that's an acceptable place to lick
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS