party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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