no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.