He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!