I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons