I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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