I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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