There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight