Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish I only lived at night.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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