Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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