Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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