Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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