The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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