I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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