I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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