Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's never too late to be topless.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?