im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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