We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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