Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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