You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!