i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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