Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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