you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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