Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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