You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup