STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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