I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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