You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I AM VODKA MAN
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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