Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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