ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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