We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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