i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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