I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night