I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him