the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.