so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!