All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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